#i wouldnt buy it wouldnt look good

[ilaiyayaya]

Haha what if I hacked the Genshin Impact servers and hypothetically sent a server-wide message to all players that said "Haha I hackered the gaem and now you hjave to see this message where I tell you to have a very nice day and thank you for-a playing my game! :)" I think that would be funny I think

7 ROLLS AWAY FROM RATE UP PITY! 7 ROLLS!!!!! SURELY I'LL GET CLORINDE TOMORROW, ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY!!! I mean I pretty much have a 100% chance of getting her before her banner ends as long as I get at least 1 roll per day since there's 8 days left but like, I WANT HER NOW!!!!! doing the math starts typing 80085 into my super calculator if I do my dailies and also do a *tiny* bit of grinding each day (open 1 chest) I have a 100% chance to get her before her banner ends, BUT, I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal, so I got a 141 2/3% chance of winning at gambling (that means, tomorrow's the big win!). The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHO INVENTED GAMBLING I HATE GACHA GAMES I HATE IT I FUCKING HATE IT!!! I JUST WANT FONTAINE YURI WOMAN #2!!!!!!!!

But, but, see here's the thing, I have god (lots of stellar jade) on my side, and jesus would never let me down, The Bear just knows that tomorrow SAM (I will not call her Firefly I don't care about shinji i only care about the robot shinji is supposed to fucking get in) is releasing in Star Rail, and I have loadsa rolls saved up in that game and also pity because I only roll on like 1 character every 6 months in that game because I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT AVENTURINE I DON'T CARE IF HE'S GAY HE SMELLS WEIRD. I'm gonna get the funni epic hot epic funni robot hot robot and also her light cone while only spending 2 rolls total because god, jesus, and the bear all love me very much and want me to succeed in life (predatory gacha games) AND god, jesus, and the bear i need to fucking stop saying that it's becoming a problem i can't get that phrase out of my head getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead are just saving my Clorinde pull for tomorrow, that way I can be extra super happy and get 2 epic vimeo games characters in 1 day, thus tripling my life expectancy! it's so simple, it's not that I have bad luck, it's just that I'm actually the luckiest girl on the whole wide internet and ALL OF MY LUCK IS GONNA HIT TOMORROW ALL AT ONCE AND I'LL GET CLORINDE AND I'LL GET FIREFLY AND ALSO ELON MUSK WILL DIE AND ALIENS WILL COME DOWN FROM SPACE AND GIVE ME 1 BILLION DOLLARS AND UMMM YEA :))))

[satorisoup]

people will think im ordinary until they say one (1) thing about tmnt and all of a sudden im explaining the entire lore starting from the 1990’s movie & why donatello is the best turtle i fear… T^T

tag limit fights me… i must yap… please listen… SOB </3

[tears-of-boredom]

ok so...I wouldnt call myself necessarily "artistically talented", and I famously am very bad at perspectives.. but i drew a thing for @bearotonin-international

[josephtrohman]

saw someone in my city selling the ioh 15th anniversary vinyl on facebook marketplace for $175cad ($125usd). ive never felt so fucking conflicted in my life.

[torchstelechos]

You know those "do not separate"/"often bought together" memes that people did for the Submas plushies? I like to think Immortal Volo found out that Ingo had a twin fully because he saw one of these memes and went, Ah fuck I separated them :(

[pybun]

mr twisted metal is now real

[thats-sir-dyke-to-you]

When it comes to hygiene tasks and self care with disability and chronic illness, its pretty much a constant case of: don't let perfect be the enemy of the good.

Basically: it's better to do something, than to do nothing at all.

TLDR: Just because you can't do something "properly" doesn't mean you shouldn't do it at all. Do it half-way. Do it shitty. Do it barely. Do it on a technicality. But do what you can. Just try, because doing something will help you.

If you don't have the energy to scrub your body with a sponge, just rub soap over your skin with your hands.

If you don't have the energy to wash your whole body with soap, just hit the places where sweat accumulates, or where you're smelliest.

If you don't have the energy to wash with soap AT ALL, just sitting in water is better than nothing. It will wash away dirt and oils.

If you can't bathe or shower at all, a warm wash cloth is your new best friend. If that's too much, then try bath wipes. They're a bit bigger than regular wet wipes, and a bit more heavy duty. They're designed to help keep bed ridden patients clean in hospitals.

If you don't have the energy to dry yourself after a bath or a shower, just put on a bathrobe and get into bed. If you don't have the energy to get dressed afterwards, just don't. It can wait until you can.

If you don't have energy to brush your teeth for two minutes, honestly, just a cursory scrub is better than not doing anything.

If you can't brush your teeth twice a day, brush in the evenings. It will help take away the build up of food from the day.

If you don't have the energy to brush AT ALL, honestly, just take a cloth and wipe the plaque off your teeth. Rinse with mouth wash after if you'd like. Something is always better than nothing.

If you can't floss twice a day. Try once. If that's too much, try a few times a week. If that's too much, try setting aside a day once a week as a goal. If you can't keep a schedule, do it when you're able to. Hell, I keep some floss next to my bed so that if I forget and don't have the energy to go get it, I can just reach over.

If you can't iron your clothes, don't bother. Wrinkles are fine. Wear jumpers over wrinkly t-shirts. No one will know, and honestly, most people won't even care. If it's really wrinkly and it's A Big Deal And It Needs To Be Ironed, here's my life hack. Step 1: take a spray bottle, and spritz the item of clothing (while you're wearing it is easiest) until it's lightly damp. Step 2: use a hair-dryer on the clothes until they're dry. It gets rid of creases like nobody's business, it's easier than lugging out the iron and ironing board, and you get to have nice toasty warm clothes afterwards.

If you can't fold your clothes, try just hanging them up. It's less commitment. It's quicker to do. Granted, you need to have the space in order to do this, but it is also good at helping you downsize, and lets you visualise exactly what you have.

If you can't put your clothes away, invest in a couple of laundry baskets, and then just keep your clean clothes in the baskets. You can then separate washed clothes into underwear, pants, and shirts baskets. You can just leave them like that. I'm giving you permission to never fold your laundry again if you can't. Just leave it unfolded. Who's going to care? Something is better than nothing. If you can, try to put those baskets into your closet so that you can keep the clutter out of sight, and give yourself a more restful environment.

If you can't separate your clothing out into different categories and wash them "properly" (whites, warm tones, cool tones, darks, delicates / switching between hot & cold washes / paying attention to laundry instructions on the label) then just don't worry about it. If you cold wash your clothes, colours won't bleed. Maybe gradually over the course of dozens of washes there'll be some changes in hue, but it's really not as high stakes as the One Red Sock In The Whites Turns Them Pink trope makes it out to be.

I've pretty much come to the point in my life where if a piece of clothing can't survive the washer and dryer, then it's just not meant to be. I colour separate my clothes, and if I have the energy/remember I'll take my bras and jumpers out of the washing machine to drip dry. But otherwise, I leave it to the universe.

If you can't separate out your recycling, then don't. If you have a large amount of rubbish you need to get rid of but the idea of separating it out properly is stopping you from doing so, then just don't worry about it. I know it's not ideal, but if you have garbage in your room/house and you need to get rid of it, please just get rid of it. Don't let the problem get bigger and harder to deal with. Don't let "doing something properly" get in the way of keeping your living spaces clean. Please. Give yourself understanding.

If you can't wash your dishes, get paper plates. Obviously, it's not ideal, but it is better that you eat food than skipping meals. It is better that you have a clean kitchen, rather than having dishes piling up and making it harder to look after yourself.

If you can't prepare meals for yourself keep making the tasks easier and easier. If you can't do recipes, then simplify. Use pasta sauce from the jar instead of making it. Eat canned soup. Buy food you can just stick in the oven. If you eat fish fingers and microwave veggies every night, it's better than not eating anything at all. It's better than having to fork out money on take-out. If you need ready-made meals, then get them. If you're literally just eating a raw cauliflower for dinner; 1) I see you, 2) me too, sis, 3) something is better than nothing.

These are the basic things you need to do every day to function as a person. They are your activities of daily living. Brushing your teeth. Bathing or showering. Using the bathroom. Getting dressed. Eating. Drinking. Sleeping. Keeping your environment clean. You don't need to do these things perfectly, but they need to happen in order for you to have a decent quality of life.

And it breaks my heart, because I know that so many disabled people can't do these things every day. I'm not saying this to guilt or judge, I'm saying that these are basic needs; you deserve these things. These things bring dignity. If a disabled person is unable to do these things, it diminishes their quality of life. It robs them of dignity.

If you need help to do these things, Its okay to ask for help. It's okay to need help. But if you can't get that help and you have to do these things by yourself -- or you just plain want to be independent and do it without help-- then don't hold yourself to standards you can't meet.

Don't let perfect be the enemy of the good. Doing something is always better than doing nothing. Even if it's not perfect. Even if it's not done well. Do what you can.

[carcarrot]

do i really want to make individual drinks again

[ratatatastic]

[scarycranegame]

Hey, maybe with Trump, it’ll be like Hillary, except *he’s* the one everyone thinks will win.

that's actually a super good point, given in 2016 it looked a lot like hillary was gonna win but then somehow trump did

[misty-missdee]

ordered myself a new red leather jacket.

[sonknuxadow]

i really hope we dont end up in a situation where sonic x shadow generations sucks ass and isnt worth buying over the original if you dont care about the shadow stuff but you cant make that choice because they removed all official ways of buying the original in an attempt to force you to spend 60 dollars on it . that would be really annoying

[spikeyjo]

Siri how do i stop the cycle without doing these bitchass tiny steps

[muirneach]

petite knit makes some very good and clean looking patterns and her works always have lovely drape and fabric but without fail the patterns are always yarn held together lace/fingering. and i see why she does it and it looks very good. but is she allergic to just using one type of yarn at once

[vzajemnik]

i created a tyler the creator fan meetup in empik

[igneous-croc]

This poor anime store always tries to go like BUT OUR STUFF IS OFFICIAL!!! like oh hun I don't care about the companies getting money I'd rather buy a cheaper knockoff and you get all the money